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The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: 82 years of age by birth records but claims he's 39. Once fabled to be six feet tall, now 3 feet 8 inches with slippers on. Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Most of his communication consists of hacking,burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, and often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.
Check out the Coot counterpart.....the Biddys!
And now......here they are for your hilarious enjoyment. In all of their glory for us to enjoy.
Westland has created these figurines for you to collect and enjoy. These figurines are made of solid resin. Westland, renowned for its quality and attention to detail, has hand-crafted these figurines to show all of the great attributes of the renowned coot. These figurines are approximately 6 inches high. They come boxed in styrofoam for shipping.
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